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I purr, therefore I am.

Mruczę, więc jestem.

Kot to ma pieskie życie.

A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.

Every life should have nine cats.

A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

It's very hard to be polite if you're a cat.

It's the cat's house. We just pay the mortgage!

Dom należy do kota. My tylko spłacamy zadłużenie.

Some people own cats and go on to lead normal lives.

Niektórzy mają koty, a mimo to prowadzą normalne życie.

The cat is mighty dignified until the dog comes by.

Kot jest nader dostojny, dopóki nie pojawi sie pies.

If God created man in his own image, you've got to wonder; in whose image did he create the nobler cat?

If you want to know the character of a man, find out what his cat thinks of him.

No heaven will not ever Heaven be;
Unless my cats are there to welcome me.

Nie chcę iść do raju
Jeśli tam moje koty mnie nie powitają.

An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

Akwarium to po prostu interaktywna telewizja dla kotów.

Every dog has his day -- but the nights are reserved for the cats.

If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself.

Civilization is defined by the presence of cats.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back.

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.

People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.

My little grandson is a darling, but he can never take the place of my cats.

My cat knows the song in my heart and purrs it to me when my memory fails.

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.

No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

Cokolwiek zrobiłeś złego, zawsze staraj się, żeby wyglądało tak, jakby pies to zrobił.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

A home without a Cat is just a house!

Dom bez kota jest tylko mieszkaniem.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

My dog thinks he's human.. My cat thinks he's GOD!

A cat sees us as the dogs...A cat sees himself as the human.

If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat.

"Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.

It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.

A cat will assume the shape of its container.

Kot przyjmuje kształt pojemnika, w jakim się znajduje.

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic!

Pozbyłam się męża. Kot miał alergię.

My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.

Mój mąż powiedział, że albo on, albo kot. Tęsknię za nim czasami.

God made the cat in order to give man the pleasure of caressing the tiger.

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

CAT (n): 1. Furry keyboard cover 2. Alarm clock

Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them. That's when they come over and violate your body space.

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

Always turn and look when your cat gazes behind you with that intent look in her eyes. Some day there might actually be something there.

A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.

In October not even a cat is to be found in London.

A cat can climb down from a tree without the assistance of the fire department or any other agency. The proof is that no one has ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree.

Said a miserly peer at the Abbey,
"I fear I shall look rather shabby,
For I've replaced my ermine.
Infested with vermin,
With the fur of mydear defunct tabby"

There was an old bulldog named Caesar,
Who went for a cat just to tease her;
But she spat and she spit,
Till the old bulldog quit.
Now when poor Caesar sees her, he flees her.

When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.

Kiedy kot zaśnie na twoich kolanach i wygląda na bezbrzeżnie zadowolonego i szczęśliwego, wówczas pojawi się nagła potrzeba pójścia do toalety.

All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car, a cat, no maybe a dog. Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog. Definitely a dog.

An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

Istota człowieczeństwa jest niczym wobec mrocznej dumy i niezależności kota.

Ludzi można z grubsza podzielić na dwie kategorie: miłośników kotów i osoby poszkodowane przez los.

Ludzie dzielą się na tych co lubią koty oraz tych, którzy je dopiero polubią.

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